How to write transgrresssiveelly. A recip.
1. Don’t write at all.
2. Draw some lines.
3. Scream at them.
4. Imbue them with the magic of your identity. That of others. A cockroach you see scrambling around.
5. Be specifikkkkkk, not chaotic. Do not allow automatic spelling software to morph your lineess. Sometimes it make make to or theeee times to _________ get it rite n tite.
6. Enter a “jungle”.
7. Enter a “church”.
8. Enter another person (METAPHORICALLY PERHEPS, THEIR MINDE IF YOU’RE NOT INTO “NOSE PLAY”).
9. Hold aloft youiir precious “writings” and Declare that this is not a jungle, this is not a church, this is not another person.
10. TRY AN MAKWE SUER TO KEEP UP{ RTHE BEAT OF YOUR OWN DRRRUM. THESS AR LINEESS.
11. Ok okay O.K. breathe. Ummm. Where…
12. Right. Convince anothers of these declararttion.
13. Convince many anothers.
14. Realize you hasd simply made a different church, a different jungle, a different person. The word persists. Those formers junglechurchpeople bear new radical nems byut they persist. Ther is no mvment, ther is no real transgressivityism. You have dumb nothing.
15. Cry.
16. Prance aboot.
17. Become a new state.
18. Decide to root out childish snortings.
19. Be civilized.
20. Be beautiful.
21. Be evolved.
22. Watch as, these days, anothers lick their lips quiiiiite suggestively when you prance aboot. What a divine you’ve become!
23. MMmmmm yes, write the things that are true and right and the other good……..get tired.
24. Become an animal again.
25. Point out the animalness, sorry animality, sorry animalation, of others.
26. Peel off your skin, disassemble your bones, arrange them into new and terrifying objects of power (perhaps a cuckoo clock or a middle finger gesture that never even sleeps ONCE).
27. Watch as others greet your normally. Give Big Daddy God the thumbs up.
28. Mill the various pieces of you into into tinnto a line of particles, stacked on top of each other, ascending from Ginsberg’s grave to the moon.
29. Put a typewriter and many pens next to it as proof that THIS IS WRITING MY DUDES!
30. Invite others to make the climb.
31. Submit to HarperCollins.
1. Don’t write at all.
2. Draw some lines.
3. Scream at them.
4. Imbue them with the magic of your identity. That of others. A cockroach you see scrambling around.
5. Be specifikkkkkk, not chaotic. Do not allow automatic spelling software to morph your lineess. Sometimes it make make to or theeee times to _________ get it rite n tite.
6. Enter a “jungle”.
7. Enter a “church”.
8. Enter another person (METAPHORICALLY PERHEPS, THEIR MINDE IF YOU’RE NOT INTO “NOSE PLAY”).
9. Hold aloft youiir precious “writings” and Declare that this is not a jungle, this is not a church, this is not another person.
10. TRY AN MAKWE SUER TO KEEP UP{ RTHE BEAT OF YOUR OWN DRRRUM. THESS AR LINEESS.
11. Ok okay O.K. breathe. Ummm. Where…
12. Right. Convince anothers of these declararttion.
13. Convince many anothers.
14. Realize you hasd simply made a different church, a different jungle, a different person. The word persists. Those formers junglechurchpeople bear new radical nems byut they persist. Ther is no mvment, ther is no real transgressivityism. You have dumb nothing.
15. Cry.
16. Prance aboot.
17. Become a new state.
18. Decide to root out childish snortings.
19. Be civilized.
20. Be beautiful.
21. Be evolved.
22. Watch as, these days, anothers lick their lips quiiiiite suggestively when you prance aboot. What a divine you’ve become!
23. MMmmmm yes, write the things that are true and right and the other good……..get tired.
24. Become an animal again.
25. Point out the animalness, sorry animality, sorry animalation, of others.
26. Peel off your skin, disassemble your bones, arrange them into new and terrifying objects of power (perhaps a cuckoo clock or a middle finger gesture that never even sleeps ONCE).
27. Watch as others greet your normally. Give Big Daddy God the thumbs up.
28. Mill the various pieces of you into into tinnto a line of particles, stacked on top of each other, ascending from Ginsberg’s grave to the moon.
29. Put a typewriter and many pens next to it as proof that THIS IS WRITING MY DUDES!
30. Invite others to make the climb.
31. Submit to HarperCollins.